Novemeber 19, 2002
I gather that many of you like a little humor now and then, so here's another offering, supplied by a faithful reader: We'll begin with some church marquee signs. Maybe you've seen some of these.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk.
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place.
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.
What part of "Thou Shalt Not" don't you understand?
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.
Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.
Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Christians, keep the faith.... But not from others.
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
To belittle is to be little.
Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.
God answers knee-mail.
Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.
Now, to close this offering, here are a few more quotes from the comic George Carlin, as passed along by Roy Kendrick.
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
And finally - If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
No offense intended with any of these.