September 23, 2003
Here's a batch of "Christian one-liners" sent to me by a friend in Texas. Maybe you'll get a chuckle from some of these. That's the main idea, so read and (I hope) enjoy.
Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited, until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only in advisory positions.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny, they want the front end of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period
Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified. He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you.
If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
That's all for today.