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December 5, 2003

Here's a bit of froth passed along by my friend Kit, in Texas. Read them, chuckle, and perhaps the load of the day will seem a little lighter.

The general category for these is "Signs of the Times! In other words, someone found each of them in an interesting place, according to the attribution. Read on:

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. (Women's restroom in Starboard. Dewey Beach, DE.)

Beauty is only a light switch away. (Perkins. Duke University. Durham, NC.)

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. (Armand's Pizza. Washington, DC.)

Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi. How are you?" (Rest stop off route 81. West Virginia.)

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. (Men's room. Linda's Bar Grill. Chapel Hill, NC.)

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. (Bentley's House of Coffee & Tea. Tucson, AZ.)

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. (Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ.)

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. GET MARRIED! (Women's restroom. The Filling Station. Bozeman, MT.)

If voting could really change things it would be illegal. (Revolution Books. New York, NY.)

A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. (Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX.)

If pro is the opposite of con, than what is the opposite of progress? Congress! (Men's restroom. House of Representatives. Washington, DC.)

Express lane: Five beers or less. (Sign over one of the urinals at Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills, CA.)

No wonder you always go home alone. (Sign over mirror in men's restroom at Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills, CA.)

Enough of that for now. Have a good one!