August 3, 2005
Heres some more of that funny stuff, most of it coming from e-mail or internet friends who found it humorous and wanted to share it with you. Hope you agree. By the way, after the recent infusion of "Red Neck" humor, I heard from some of you who felt I had gone a bit too far, and that material was not acceptable. After reading it once again, I'm inclined to go along with that line of thinking. So, I'll be a little more careful about some of this and hope you find that is what is needed. I always like to hear from readers, so don't hesitate to speak up. Here's the latest to come our way. Enjoy!
His parents keep reading his birth certificate looking for loopholes.
Sam Levenson Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
Robert Benchley In America there are two classes of travels: first class and with children.
Red Skelton My kid will run an errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Alice Berger It's a mystery how the idiot who married your daughter can be the father of the world's greatest grandchildren.
Kids add color to our lives,
With apple cheeks so fair.
They tint our lives with rainbows,
But leave gray in our hair.
Definition of baby: The most expensive employer of female labor.
If a boy is a lad and he has a stepfather, is the boy a stepladder?
You know what's wrong with the world today? Movies have signs saying: ADULTS ONLY when it is the maternity wards of hospitals that need them.
Iry Silverstein Of course children brighten up the home. They never turn out the lights.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.
Fran Lebowitz Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) Children have more need of models than critics.